Lohanned

To consume drugs or alcohol to such an extent that there is a legitimate danger of losing one's driver's license, undergarments and stomach contents all on the same night. Naturally, this term is derived from Lindsay Lohan's standard Monday night itinerary.

"Hey, I just got paid. Let's go down to the Sunset Strip and get completely Lohanned!"

by Paul-Pierre Smalls December 9, 2008

lohan

when somebody is anorexic because lindsay lohan is anorexic and need to eat

oh my god look at that girl "lohan"

by lauren murphy October 3, 2005

a-lohan

An incredibly stupid and young actor/actress who gets drunk and drives and is anerexic.

Bob-"dude, quit being such a-lohan, your gonna get arrested"

by fluffinator432 December 5, 2007

Lohaning

1) to ride a girl while she's on all fours

Guy 1 'I rode that bitch when she was on all fours'

Guy 2 'Dude you was so lohaning her'

by Pinkie182 January 30, 2009

Lohan

to lose a grip on reallity. to get strung out on drugs and alchohol. to blow it all. bizarre behavior

Miley Cyrus went Lohan at the VMA's

by Ldawgs August 28, 2013

Lohan

noun, a woman in her 20s who experiments with being a lesbian but really isn't.

"Jeannie is such a Lohan. She was making out with a guy just a week ago."

by Gowinda January 24, 2009

lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

by Sub June 11, 2005