Linus

One of the best people you could ever meet. Linus is a great hugger and gives amazing advice. He is a good leader and knows how to make anyone on his team feel better. If you know a Linus you are lucky!

I could really use a hug from Linus right now.

by EROCKSMC December 28, 2019

Linus

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy and Philanthropist. In 2nd Grade entered a robotics competition, won because of his creation named Optimus Prime. Obeying isn't his style. A really rich bitch. There's no one like him. Basically two words: The Best.

God told Linus to love the people he envy most in his life. Linus went on to love himself.

by RichestBitch June 3, 2017

Linus

(v) To expend enormous amounts of time and/or resources to achieve something clearly not worth the time/resources expended.

Credit (I did come up with this): polymerizedrecords on The WORST CPU Cooler EVER – Sketchy Heatsinks Ep2 By linustechtips

"hey man, stop linusing!"
"my girlfriend linused so much yesterday"

by LazyNoNos May 2, 2017

Linus

Big idiot with massive ego. Has microscopic penis that even the best scientists can not measure. All round asshole.

Wow that guys being such an idiot, I bet he’s a Linus

by Yahhhhhboiiiiiii March 2, 2020

Linus

A fat shit, who needs loving, and hair looks like he escaped from a mental asylum and small dick

E.G Linus is gay

by Terezza June 12, 2017

The Linus

When your little brother acts like a fuckin queer and wont give up his Blankie

by Charlie Brown May 28, 2003

Linus

Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.

Example 1:
Adaptation of Julius Caesar, a play by Shakespeare
Calpurnia: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"

Example 2:
Member of Linii: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus, grant me the Libido to last for 29 minutes. As I pray, provide me the sex drive I desire."

by crappybull September 1, 2013