Ligmaids

A rare case of Ligma. Usually only contracted when a person who already has Ligma contracts AIDS (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome).

"hey, is there anyone who has contracted Ligmaids yet?"
"did you know that an asian person named ronald came up with the word Ligmaids?"

by YangRider July 21, 2019

Liamitis

Liamitis is a tragic and rare condition which prevents those who have it from being able to read, as of 2019, only one person is known to have the condition, Liam Lindsay, hence the name Liamitis. The condition is said to attack the part of the brain that is in charge of reading development and growth. According to doctors, those with Liamitis can not see words properly and instead see a jumbled up mix of different colors that are impossible to decipher. Scientists are currently working on finding a cure, but say that it may be years before they make any major developments.

Oh shit, that kid over there has Liamitis, it must be Liam Lindsay

by dr_shrook August 18, 2019

ligmatin

to be a holder of a fake disease, or to be a fake disease

“the majority of people nowadays are bunch of spoof loving ligmatins”

by Anatursia July 11, 2021

sigmaitis

The disease in which someone is acting like a sigma male

Shefin just tripped on a rock and blamed it on the Earth’s rotation— he must have sigmaitis.

by jello blunders December 11, 2023