by Cubi August 01, 2005
When someone is being a little bitch and annoying everybody with their meaningless shananigans, you tell them to go lick their ass, as in go whine and bitch by themselves. Applies to females too. Their counter part would be let her lick her ass
Susan: Ugh, becky's whining about her louis vuitton shoes getting dirty at the party yesterday
Mary: Let her lick her ass, i don't have time for her rich girl problems.
Vicky: Shawn's telling everybody that I told him I liked him
Amanda: Ugh let him lick his ass, I swear his ego is the size of jupiter
Jessie: Bro, drake keeps bugging me about my fake shoes
Nick: Let him lick his ass, we all know his are faker than anybody's here.
Mary: Let her lick her ass, i don't have time for her rich girl problems.
Vicky: Shawn's telling everybody that I told him I liked him
Amanda: Ugh let him lick his ass, I swear his ego is the size of jupiter
Jessie: Bro, drake keeps bugging me about my fake shoes
Nick: Let him lick his ass, we all know his are faker than anybody's here.
by VolocityHarp April 18, 2016
A pun on the term "finger licking good." Used in instances where something edible is quite disgusting and not agreeable to typical "normal" people's taste palette. Can also be used to describe an action done by someone that is disagreeable or shameful.
The selection of food in the cafeteria today is ass licking good like every other day with unhealthy choices and crappy variety.
That was an ass licking good move there kicking that little boy in the nads.
That was an ass licking good move there kicking that little boy in the nads.
by forrest 69 forrest June 07, 2012
A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.
A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.
A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.
Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.
by B. Cilfone September 15, 2008
A vulgar and seriously demeaning phrase used when driving home an insult that intimates that you have so little respect for the person you are insulting that you are suggesting the person lick your rat’s ass instead of your own.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 05, 2021
Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.
“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”
by The SPF fam November 16, 2017
Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin
by ms17686 January 23, 2012