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karmazon's law 

Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.
Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.

According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.
karmazon's law by fakamada May 6, 2011

Karmazov's Law 

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.
A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."
Karmazov's Law by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021