kinsey

Kinsey is a girl with beautiful blue eyes. She is so gorgeous she should be a model. She also can’t spell to save her life. Most of the time she is a silly extrovert but she knows when to be serious. She is a friend you always want to have. She is the most loyal friend that you can always rely on. If you know a Kinsey be grateful and never let her slip away.

Wow who is the beauty?
It must be kinsey.

by yellow muffin February 22, 2019

kinsey

a type of sexual pleasure for a whole city, state, or country.

"hey i totally did kinsey the other night!"

by us.. ;] August 16, 2006

kinsey

1) A kinsey is one with the boobs of a goddess.

2) Kinseys are known for their amazing abilities at allowing their female partners to achieve intense, mind-blowing, trippy orgasms to the sounds of ice tea beings stirred accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence

3) Only kinseys can pull off having fuzzy bellies.

4) Kinseys can intake unlimited amounts of dextromethamorphan, or coricidin and are still able to have a full-functioning non-damaged stomache lining.

5) A woman who has a strange fetish for men to make romance explosions on her stomache.

Did you see them tits on that bitch? She a kinsey, fo sho!

Girl: OMG, yesterday my best friend woke me up with the most amazing feeling!
Boy: She suck ya coocha?
Girl: Duh!
Boy: Must be a kinsey.

Shit man, she had a hairy stomache. But I just couldn't stay away. That girl was a definite kinsey.

I was so fucked up yesterday, I took 32 ccs, then went and ate five double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds. I was a total kinsey.

Girl: Babe, I want you to nut all over my belly...
Boy: What a kinsey!

by sofigoodvibes September 01, 2008

kinsey

adjective or noun describing someone who is trying to act harder or cooler than they actually are.

That guy is being such a kinsey trying to fit in with those kids selling crack

by Joe wiles101 June 12, 2010

A Kinsey

An adjetive describing when you do something stupid or trip over something when you aren't looking.

Guy 1: Did you see her run into that pole yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, she must have done a Kinsey.

by Queenkinz November 05, 2013

Kinsey

Usually either a very talented country singer with fans that drop a 'k' when they're in the wrong, or a very lovely Australian girl who loves Twilight, winter, Taylor Swift and videos of models falling in the most ridiculous of ways.

Known to be very kind and funny and a complete senearforba who'll know all your information in about 20mins (totally because she stalked you, not because you literally revealed your address and entrance to your building on google maps)

Don't hug her, you'll never be able to leave

Kinsey shares with her two best friends the find in her fortune cookie -three fortunes in one and they all read the same — “your path to finding eternal love begins now”. She reflects on being in love and believes it’s just around the corner. Days go by and she is becomes disenchanted as her luck in love isn’t panning out. Then one day and a certain someone mysteriously appears. This shatters her beliefs and Kinsey comes to understand a perfect fit for one may not be the same for another.

by Kinseys Organism Princess <3! May 27, 2022

kinsey

A women with a big ol' booty who loves to collect tampons. Often prefers to collect ones that are bloody and piles them up into a pyramid.

Guy A: did you see that tank?
Guy B: heard she has a pile of tampons. What a kinsey!

by raulhul February 02, 2012