intermission shower

an insanely quick shower taken during the intermission of a sporting event, such as between hockey periods

TV Announcer: And coming up on the Dodge intermission report...
Guy #1: Where'd Bob go?
Guy #2: He went to take an intermission shower. If he times it right he'll be back right before the puck drops for the 3rd period.

Not many things in life are as great as a perfectly-timed intermission shower.

by Kle K May 16, 2006

its snot intermission

when a person gets annoyed by another's boring, pointless story telling, and without notice, pushes in one nostril and launches a wod at the idiot from the other nostril to make them stop for a short period of time

that dumbass wouldnt shut up, so i let em know its snot intermission

by cbcrackhead May 18, 2010

intermission quickie

When it’s intermission while you’re watching a hockey game on tv, and you sneak away with your significant other and do a quick lil somethin.

“We were bored watching intermission commercials so we snuck to the bedroom until next period. For an intermission quickie.” ;)

by JamiesonM May 30, 2018

Intermission

A timer in between rounds in a game.

I’m just waiting for the intermission to end

by Ilbeity September 28, 2023

Canadian intermission

Taking a break midway through sexual intercourse, in order to go eat poutine, and resuming

My girlfriend & I took a Canadian intermission last night. There's a new restaurant that's opened nearby, and their poutine is heavenly.

by EaterOfTheEggs December 15, 2022