horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

by wastinmoola January 25, 2004

horizontal narcolepsy

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

by midleman08 May 12, 2010

horizontal bop

To have sex. see HORIZONTAL MAMBO

Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.

by I like chocolate milk. August 15, 2005

Horizontal Boogie

another word for making love, fucking, etc.

my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.

by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

horizontal bop

the sex act, copulation

They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.

by The Return of Light Joker August 06, 2009

Horizontal refreshment

Getting laid, having sex.

John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.

by Hell owe December 13, 2014

Horizontal stalactite

Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.

What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.

by GDSS September 01, 2008