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hoodini

The event where you blindfold your girlfriend and have your friend fuck her and you stand in front of her while standing in front of her with her blindfold off
my boyfriend hoodini'd me last night
by joe the cracker March 5, 2018
mugGet the hoodinimug.

Hoodini

Noun.

(Derogatory)

An elusive drug addict or destitute thief that has mastered the craft of stealing your personal belonings,without getting caught or noticed.
Subject A: Nigga, who's black ass stole my wheels and left my hellcat on cinder blocks?

Subject B: Hoodini done took 'em all. He even took yo rims.

Subject A: Can't have shit in Detroit

Subject B: Shieeet.
by Babybackribs420 October 19, 2025
mugGet the Hoodinimug.

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