Hello Kitty

A popular Japanese character that helps delay the process of sexual discovery in pubescent girls.

At fourteen, my daughter is constantly playing with her dolls.
Better Hello Kitty than Hello Pussy!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

Hello Kitty

Standard call for rapists before striking. Also used to express desire or simply to fill silences. Common among youths of rural Wales.

Feminine tense: Hello Kitten
Common northern version: Ay-up fluffy whiskers

Teacher: "One more word out of any of you and you'll all have detention!"
Pause
Legend: "Hello kitty."

Fit girl walks past
Male: "Hello Kitty..."

Male takes of shirt in gym
Woman: "Hello kitten..."

Young woman out jogging. Male jumps out in front of her. Tense pause. He smiles.
"Hello Kitty."

by dyslexic-chyc December 20, 2010

Hello Kitty

The coolest cartoon cat you will never meet, only to be ruined by those we call the Scene Kid.

Scene kid 1: OMG i LyK3 LuV hEll0 K!TtY sHes sO SC3ne RaWk!

R.I.P Hello Kitty

by Penguins Kick Ass August 8, 2009

Hello Kitty

What you say when someone sits down and their dress is too short.

Amy sat down in front of me in her super short new dress and Hello Kitty!

by PrincessAnna September 7, 2009

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Meow Meow Duck Duck Dog Dog Cat Cat Goose Goose Dolphin Dolphin Grass Grass ftw

Friend:Yo what your hugging bro?

Furry Weebo Friend:Iam hugging my favorite Toy.

Friend:But out of all The characters you go and went with A hello Kitty oh man you should really grow a pair for your parents sake don't ruin their face mahnnnnn.....

Furry Weebo Friend:Why do you have to judge me I love To Meow Meow and abuse animals to ease my dolphin tiny dick and hand animations.

by BadComputer August 31, 2023

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is my favorite cat in the whole world, there is nothing in this world that I am more obsessed with!
It's so cute and friendly I can't resist spending so much money on it.
It has been arond for 30 years.
And its part of the company Sanrio
which has much more cute things.

Hello Kitty is the trademark of Sanrio.

by Enna B. January 7, 2005

Hello Kitty

An unusual sex position involving a (usually) Japanese or Asian man clinging to the back of a female as if he will fall off. While difficult, it is meant to mimic the frequent use of hello kitty backpacks in Japan, but now it is synonymous with this unusual position. It is said to be dangerous to perform on hard surfaces as the male component may fall off when woman breaks back.

We did a hello kitty last night, and wow, it was amazing!!!

by jamiejamiejames April 7, 2011