Hambush

Slipping pork into a food and serving it to someone who eats kosher.

Jen hambushed my kosher parents by slipping bacon into the deviled eggs. They loved them until they found out.

by Iron Carrot April 2, 2011

Hampus

The sexiest guy in history, he has a huge cock and big muscles. Watch out guys he's going to steal your girl!

Fuck Hampus took my G...

by humhum69 December 12, 2016

Hampus

Best dude ever

OMG, I wish I was Hampus

by Im never wrong1999 January 27, 2018

haysus

Known to Rednecks as the Greek God of Hay. Not to be confused with Jesus. Haysus is a real god, and he has fought will all the other gods. The battles often end in other Greek gods choking in a pile of Hay. Haysus' many abilities often include tickling his opponents scrotum's to death.

Dick-"Hey, have you heard of Haysus?"
Redneck-"Yeah, isn't he a Greek god?"
Dick-"LOL, yeah the god of Hay."

by Dick&Cunt December 23, 2013

hamsup

pervert

look at that hamsup guy

by TerMInaTER September 18, 2003

Hamusing

Hamusing is something that is both funny (ha) and makes you think (muse).

Steve is such a douche, but his comments are somehow deep and funny at the same time. They’re very Hamusing and it makes me want to have his babies.

by Wynnedalf October 9, 2019

hambush

1. lame; uncool; stupid
2. bullshit

1. Steve sits and reads comic books all day. Steve is completely hambush.
2. Don't give me some hambush excuse.

by Megan Lepp August 26, 2005