Guatamalan Roof Roaches

Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.

Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.

by Donde Esta March 14, 2021

Guatamalan sunrise

Smoking a Doobie and drinking orange juice after a night of having extreme anal sex without lubricant.

"Fuck I haven't had a Guatamalan Sunrise in a good minute!"

by Lazeonhaze April 29, 2024

Guatamelvin

Someone who thrives off deceiving people, and was caught up in many scandals (e.g. Diddy and Epstein).

Guatamelvin is back at it again with the lies and deception.

by ZeRos_cream December 20, 2025