Grindr Boy

A grindr boy is a homosexual male who was starved of affection and emotional intimacy in his childhood and often resorts to indiscriminate sex with strangers to fill the void. See: me

A: Barack really gets around, if you know what I mean.

B: Oh, totally. Typical grindr boy.

by Marlo Ankar May 19, 2020

grindr age

The age a man post to his online dating/ hook profile instead of his actual age. This deceptive practice usually is an attempt to add to his overall desirability. Lends itself to the CATFISH terminology.

His grindr age says he is 48 years old, but when I met him, he had to be at least 60. I told that catfish to hit the road.

by Professorofthetooth November 25, 2020

Grindr thumb

The arthritic fatigue you experience in your thumb after spending too much time scrolling up and down on Grindr.

Damn, I just wasted two hours refreshing Grindr and can barely move my thumb now - got a case of that Grindr thumb!

by C Burnett July 25, 2014

Grindr Drive-By

Grindr Drive-by: the act of driving by a suspecting, closeted homosexual.

“Hey let’s do a Grindr Drive-by to see if Kevin is really a Mo!”

by YoYo4Life October 19, 2018

Grindr Fire

When you catch a STD from your Grindr date.

Damn Dog, he called in sick again, says it hurts to swallow.

I bet he got that Grindr Fire.

by Scrotechoke May 25, 2021

Grindr Bingo

When one gets messages from boys on Grindr that form a bingo pattern, e.g. x, cross, straight, L-shaped or what not.

Grindr messages from eight boys that form an "X" on Grindr constitutes a Grindr Bingo!

by Tristan Tan April 15, 2010

Grindr fiend

A chronic Grindr user whose self-worth and spare time solely depend on the app and its horrid community; daily usage often exceeds 3 hours

Ryan is a massive whore. What a Grindr fiend.

by chmelly May 24, 2022