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Cock Goblin

A heterosexual male named Jackson that sucks dick for fun.
Oh shit nigga u suckin that dick u fucking cock goblin!
by Sugar cocked nigga May 28, 2019
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cock goblin

1) A small creature, usually green in color, who resides in a human male's shorts and snuggles ever so gently with the cock. (useable as an insult)
1. I love my little cock goblin.
2. Wow, Jessica is such a cock goblin!
by Hoffman, Hoffbeast January 28, 2008
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cock goblin

you see that guy's short shorts? what a cock goblin!
by sogracefullyunaware May 4, 2007
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Cock Goblin

n. A homosexual male that prefers orally pleasing his partner.

Not to be confused with the term butt-pirate.
Look at that faggot-ass cock goblin givin' that bro some head over there.
by Epileptic Dinosaur November 23, 2010
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cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin
DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin
by jesus March 18, 2003
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cock goblin

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being yoshi in supa smah
let me play n64 super smash bros you cock goblin
by snowmanms10 September 16, 2010
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Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021
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