Glog

A sticky substance found on your mother.

You have a little glog left on your face from last night.

by Grace Lynn April 11, 2008

Glog

To pee in somebody’s ear and then cum in their nose, you then tickle their nose until they sneeze in your mouth

“Hey bruh tryna go glog me?”

“Yea bruh I love glogging!”

by Super sig April 10, 2024

Glog

The act of shoving human feces through a shower drain, predominately used to dispose of feces while in the shower as opposed to using the toilet

Dude! I just glogged my shit in the shower. I just shoved it down the drain like cookie dough

by Jeff_From_AT@T April 15, 2024

glög

How idiots spell the swedish word glögg.

Person 1: Wow, glög is really delicious!

Person 2: You dumb stupid fuckin moose, it's spelled glögg.

by MooseElk December 8, 2020

Glog Glog Glog

The sound made when someone drinks. Similar to the sound Nom Nom Nom when eating.

Me-This food is good Nom Nom Nom
My girlfriend-So is this soda Glog Glog Glog

by beyonddisturbed January 4, 2009

Glog-Glog

type of noise made while giving a blowjob. it is also a way to identify weather the blowjob is quality rich or not. more noise, better quality.

"I wanted to hear glog-glog, but her teeth were making chainsaw noise."

by tfg73 June 27, 2023

Glogma

A made up word that is stronger than love. Used when there is no feeling to describe how much you care about a person.
Love times 100,000,000,000,000.

I Glogma Dawn. I have lots of Glogma for him. Shes my world, theres nothing to describe her except Glogma.

by Steven Bishop November 9, 2008