Gaythiest

One who does not believe in the existence of homosexuals.

Joe was offended by the gay pride parade because he is extremely gaythiest.

by UrbanDick2 January 24, 2009

gayhomofag

A derogatory term used by Internet trolls that is basically homophobic, senseless nonsense. Popularised by Ray William Johnson.

Ray: Guys you know I love you but I'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to me as "gayhomofag"

by Patriciohhh April 26, 2012

gaytosterone

The Hormone that makes a man very flamboyant or feminine Yet not necessarily gay.

That guy has some sever gaytosterone levels

by Mykl Lockhart December 9, 2008

gaytonic

A platonic relationship between two people of the same sex.

After divorcing their husbands, Betty and Sue began a gaytonic relationship.

by betsycoug May 19, 2009

Gaytoid

Someone who is gay in every single way except their sexual orientation

ryan seacrest is a fucking gaytoid

by Dry Ice OM December 24, 2008

gayphone

Another (more popular) name for the iphone. Buying it a popular way of coming out.

Steve, I see you finally bought the gayphone. What? No, I'm not shocked dude, I knew all along...

by TexerS October 16, 2008

Gaytio

The ratio of gay (and gay defined) people to straight (and straight defined) people.

"the gaytio here is 50/50! thats insane!"

or "the gaytio of chicks to dudes hitting on me is 25/75. good thing, because as a hetero girl i prefer dudes. but if i were gay i would still have options..."

by Kili St. Cyr February 18, 2010