Fudge Packer

one who packs fudge, on an assembly line. Possibly at a chocolate factory.

Me: Hey, my bro mike just got a job at the chocolate factory.

J: AW DUDE, MIKE'S A FUDGE PACKER

by Evan is Hella Tight April 18, 2008

fudge packer

A guy who has spent more time with men pumping semen into his ass and mouth than with his own penis inside of a woman. If he's very dedicated and really gets "into it", he probably has "bareback" or unprotected sex, which he prefers for the sensation of his partner's throbbing member rubbing against and stimulating his prostate, which serves as his male g-spot, as well as the feeling of having his rectum filled with semen, which is known colloquially among gays as "getting bred".

Jake's a fudge packer. He got busted by the cops in the park while naked and bent over with Ben's dick up his ass.

by Me Is Who I Are May 9, 2020

fudge-packer

A person who packages fudge.

Linda is a fudge-packer. She works at the fudge factory down the street.

by eSouth March 19, 2005

fudge packer

A male who enjoys compressing another males shit in his anal cavity

Elton John loves to compress his young boyfriends fudge!

Hes the biggest fudge packer ever!

by Paul Mol. March 21, 2006

Fudge-packer

Ass bandit, packing the fudge, anal intruder

Mike packs the fudge.

by Si January 7, 2004

fudge packer

a gay ass man fucking a gay ass man in the ass

derived from the idea of calling the shit in an asshole "fudge" and the man fucking would be packing it in with his penis, thus "fudge packer"

-Those guys are homosexuals.
-You're right. They must be fudge packers too.

by nicole January 9, 2006

fudge packer

The Homosexual act of one man inserting his penis into his
partners rear anus as an act of sexual satisfaction.

dude your such a fudge packer.

by Brento March 28, 2006