National Fuck Day

May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on

Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi

by mcmikey5 May 22, 2019

national fuck day

August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.

Hey its national fuck day lets have sex

by Jonathan Graham Cracker August 07, 2019

December Fuck Day

December 18 December’s day to fuck. If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on this day. A week early Christmas present.

Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up, come over on December 18!

by europe1922 December 14, 2020

national fucking day

National fucking day takes place on the 14th of April

Where one can fvck whoever they want and won't be considered as rape

I want to fvck you on national fucking day

by Flex_antena April 12, 2018

April fuck day.

This is a day for sexual pranks, April 2nd. You can cum in your hand and stick it in a sexy girl's hair. You can draw a picture of a penis and tape it to a sexy girl's back or ass when she isn't looking. Or if your a female, you can cum on your hand and stick in a sexy guy's hair. You can draw a picture of penis and tape it to a sexy guy's back or ass when he is not looking. It's similar but different.

: Hey dude, it's April fuck day. I came on a sexy girl's jacket today. She didn't know it... but I did. President Culmen's a genius for designating "April fuck day" an official day of the year. It's 5050, it's about april fucking time. Haha.

by Culman Menasha April 17, 2011

Every fucking day

Congratulations today is love

your crush day go ahead and say him you love him

Paula: hey erikaso i think you’re cute

Erikaso: wtf

Paula: every fucking day is the love your crush day and i love you

by Beyxer June 12, 2019

National fucking day

National fucking day is on 4th October which means when a person asks you to fuck you most likely need to say yes
Have fun fucking!!

Boy: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Boy: it’s national fucking day !
Girl: wanna fuck then?

Boy: ... this... is... the...best...day..ever..

by Allylovebabe123 October 03, 2019