a friend's house

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager being kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving

I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over

by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2017

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

National Best Friend's day

October 4th- National Best Friends Day, make sure to post your bestie and show some appreciation!

John - "Hey why didnt you post me I thought we were best friends"
Clara- "Why is today so special to post you?"
John- "Its National Best Friend's Day!!"

by Fgjjcf October 3, 2021

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

Harvest your friend's organs

Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!

Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.

by Fortnite babby pass November 17, 2022

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023