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festitution

Buying an event ticket for the opposite sex, kowing you're going to get laid afterwards
"Jake bought Anne tickets to an event later this month." "Do you think she's in festitution?"
by Guetzi January 13, 2015
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Fistication

Sentenced to death by means of fisting the asshole.
In the news today nathan neely will be put to death by Fistication.
by Dadpool90 January 25, 2022
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Festation

The decomposition of faeces over a long period of time.
Festating, festated
That dudes shit is pure festation.
by Swamp-tthing March 8, 2022
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