February 19

bully your shortest friend day

go bully your short friend on february 19

by iyanna is the best February 18, 2020

February 19

It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.

Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”

Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”

by NotASenatorNamedDave February 14, 2020

February 19

This is the day we’re no homo isn’t a thing
You can say anything and do anything and it won’t be even slightly gay

Yooo you lookin kinda thicc daquan
bruh u gay
It’s February 19th tho

by bigboiricky757 February 18, 2020

February 19

National Kick a Bully day

Bully: "Owww, What was that for? D:"
Us: "Its February 19, remember?"
Bully: "oh..... *runs home*"

by Hello_Kitty! May 2, 2022

February 19

The day you get your dog🥰

Wow it’s February 19!

by Soren!!! January 22, 2021

February 19

The day a bitch was born

Dude 1: what day is it?
Dude 2: it's february 19, the day a bitch was born.

Dude 1: oh, the day Kirsten was born?

Dude 2: yes

by Uselesscarrot October 30, 2019

February 19

The sexiest man named paul was born on this day

Person 1 :When was your birthday
Paul : February 19
Person 1 : Oh makes sense

by Bahdest bih June 14, 2022