i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life

Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE

by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020

B.A.F.W.T.F

Bored As Fuck Want To Fuck

Man come over baby I'm B.A.F.W.T.F

by MiaaMm July 2, 2012

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red

jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet

by dicksucker200 November 30, 2020

W.B.A.M.F.

Wannabe Bad Ass Mother Fucker.

He's a real W.B.A.M.F.

by Mr. Nunya Bizzness October 18, 2008

S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B.

Stinky Fingered Weasel Faced Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! That pretty much sums it up. Everyone has known at least one.

That guy just stole my girlfriend. He is a Stinky Fingered Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B.

by Anjie Daddy May 11, 2011

B.A.F.W.O.T.

B.A.F.W.O.T., pronounced Bof-Wot, is an acronym for Big Ass Fucking Waste Of Time. Used to denote anything that one can consider a waste of time. For example:

I'm not going to try and find that needle in the haystack. It's not only cliche, it's a B.A.F.W.O.T.

You expect me to get my ass off this couch and help you find your keys? What a B.A.F.W.O.T.

Going to work after Superbowl Sunday? B.A.F.W.O.T.

World of Warcraft? B.A.F.W.O.T.

MLP:FIM? B.A.F.W.O.T.

by AttackoftheRoland January 23, 2014

i.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e

I just want to be with her for all eternity

Yh I really like her. I.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e

by Definitionnnn September 13, 2020