by Earlgreyandadventurerr34 December 30, 2021

Filled to the rim with stinky people like the infamous king hour or his expelled brother muhrez, this is pretty much your typical middle school. People also assume it is a scetchy school, but it’s not. It’s just shitty and filled with kids who vape and think they’re “sketchy”
by Not Aidan Daniel April 4, 2019

In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.
Jon: What? Those were not my balls
( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )
Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
Jon: What? Those were not my balls
( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )
Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
by MEDIOCREjon March 29, 2010

by wiz77 November 2, 2010

That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.
by Slapper Al December 31, 2024

If someone calls you "Earl Grey" as a nickname, they are calling you a hot tea (hottie). Derived from the pick up line, "Your name must be Earl Grey, because you are a hot tea (hottie)!".
by Hazel Venom June 15, 2022

Last night's NYE party was a gas. I had a couple bowls of Taco Soup and this six decided to take me on a closet and started to go to town on my sac. I was so excited I gave her the Earl Grey Duster!
by Slapper Al December 31, 2024
