@earl.grey.cookie

A insane rp account that has no humour

Or some kind of insane person

Person1: hey do you know about @earl.grey.cookie

Person2:yeah they are not funny

by Drippypyun June 25, 2021

Earl grey milkshake.

Refers to a hipster threesome involving one male and two females. The reference is derived loosely from the idea of a male tea-bagging one female while the other is sucking the other off to completion. "Earl grey" refers to both the drinks popularity among overeducated, yet nontraditional young people that may be engaged in such an act, and the tea-bagging. The "milkshake" part refers to the males concomitant ejaculation while tea-bagging, making this a really special act.

Mozart was quite kinky, and though they called the act by another lost name, he was one of the first recorded enjoying an earl grey milkshake.

by Adonis mRNA April 2, 2011

Earl grey cookie

and extremely hot cookie
hes a cookie of darkness
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pls one chance earl grey😍😍

me: "have you SEEN earl grey cookie??? Hes so hot!!!
kingdom only:"who tf is that"

by Earlgreyandadventurerr34 December 30, 2021

Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag from someone and fart.

Last night's NYE party was a gas. I had a couple bowls of Taco Soup and this six decided to take me on a closet and started to go to town on my sac. I was so excited I gave her the Earl Grey Duster!

by Slapper Al December 31, 2024

Earl Grey Duster

When you are receiving a tea bag and fart.

That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.

by Slapper Al December 31, 2024

rusty earl grey

when three afro americans stand around one white woman and one sticks his man genitals into the anus of the woman, while the other two stand and yell random things such as "freak that bitch out tone" or "clown on her". then after a brief period of the genitals being lodged in the anus the male removes his testicles only to dabble them into the mouth of the woman like a tea bag.

Jesse: yo, what u get into last nite?
Ray: oh you kno jus a lil earl grey action
Jesse: Rusty Earl Grey or Not?
Ray: Rusty
Jesse: Sounds like a good night.

by EEEEKLSALDFK March 24, 2008

Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.

Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.

Jon: What? Those were not my balls

( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )

Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

by MEDIOCREjon March 29, 2010