when you feel like an illegal substance (NOT to be confused with the term “high” as that is used to describe the aftermath of consuming an unlawful substance whereas droozy is when you become the substance itself xx)
by @miley020304 October 12, 2018
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2. How can I be a sex goddess when my cat drinks earrings in milk and my child has lost Gilgamesh?
3. "Why don't you ever want anything I give you? You don't appreciate my gifts or my love. I want to make you happy, but you just say you don't need me. Look at this garage, look at all these useful things you could take home. Here's some paint cans, you can have Alberto paint your fence. Or here's a perfectly good plank of wood, great quality wood. Why don't you want this plank of wood? Here, at least take this fish bowl. TAKE IT!
2. How can I be a sex goddess when my cat drinks earrings in milk and my child has lost Gilgamesh?
3. "Why don't you ever want anything I give you? You don't appreciate my gifts or my love. I want to make you happy, but you just say you don't need me. Look at this garage, look at all these useful things you could take home. Here's some paint cans, you can have Alberto paint your fence. Or here's a perfectly good plank of wood, great quality wood. Why don't you want this plank of wood? Here, at least take this fish bowl. TAKE IT!
There is a DROOZ living in my house and it throws its undergarments around like confetti.
I found a DROOZ on the street corner and when I took it home, it gave me the names of seven electricians and then talked for ten minutes about how many babies the Spanish pop out.
I found a DROOZ on the street corner and when I took it home, it gave me the names of seven electricians and then talked for ten minutes about how many babies the Spanish pop out.
by Hooker Rodrgiguez October 6, 2006
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by The boy who picket flowers and made people sing May 22, 2003
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I heard this from my mom when she was once telling me a story about her and her friend in their 20’s.. she grew up in the 70’s
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I heard this from my mom when she was once telling me a story about her and her friend in their 20’s.. she grew up in the 70’s
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