douchebagage

the act of beeing such a douchebag that your balls start to sag to the floor and your dick falls off.

o shit i was such a douchebage that i got douchebagage and i will be a virgin for ever!!!!!

by sonofabitchcockfadoodle August 25, 2009

douchebaggage

An excessive load that a person or web forum must carry when surrounded and/or overly populated by douchebags.

Man, that site has a lot of douchebaggage.

by BrunoB May 13, 2014

Douchebadgery

The act of putting a badge on your car from a trim level higher than you have.

Examples: Putting a GT and 5.0 badges, from a Mustang GT, on a V6 Mustang. Or a Type R badge on a base model Honda Civic or Integra. Even worse, Ferrari badge on a Scion.

I can't believe this douchebadgery.... He put a GT-R badge on that Altima!?

by Atticaz October 8, 2019

DoucheBadge

DoucheBadge -- noun -- any LEO who thinks they don't have to follow the same rules as regular members of society.

I got a ticket for parking there for 10 minutes yesterday, and yet that DoucheBadge has been parked there for the past 5 hours.

by KilliansGPa October 27, 2020

Douchebadge

A law enforcement individual that doesn't play by the rules and typically ends up injuring innocent people and stroking his own ego in the process while lying on the police report/sworn affidavit for the judge

The cop was so ignorant and his duties to uphold the law and treat the public with respect that he chose to be a douchebadge instead.
(In other words back to blue until it happens to you or back the blue until your black and blue!)

by JimHatesPigs March 23, 2025