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Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder

Unlike Truman Show Delusion sufferers who see themselves as being the unwitting main character in a reality TV show, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder sufferers see their life as being full-blown scripted, expensive serialised drama TV Series. They frame each year of their life as being a 'season', each week roughly equating to a single 'episode' of their show.

The sufferer twists known facts and does mental gymnastics to shoehorn their mundane lives into some form of 'season arc' for their character.

They know full well that they aren't really in a TV show. - they just desperately want to be.

Ultimately, Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder is just a tactic employed by the miserable to deny reality - those who know deep down that the only way their life can have meaning is not through art or expression, giving and charity, a relationship with God but instead by forcibly contextualising everything as being a carefully scripted, story-boarded and rehearsed piece of fiction to be consumed by only the sufferer themselves.

The sufferer inevitably commits suicide or dies in their 'series finale' - Whether their TV Series achieved excellence and a satisfactory conclusion (Breaking Bad), was cancelled before its time and fondly remembered (Party Down), went seasons too long and became a shadow of itself (The Simpsons), (Dexter) can only be determined by the dead sufferer's friends and family at the funeral.
Q; "What's wrong with Caleb? He said he hadn't seen me since 'Season 2', and that he thought I'd been written out, whatever that means?

A: "Dude yeah he's got Telefantastic Dissociative Delusional Disorder' - just nod and smile. He'll kill himself if he thinks his show might be getting cancelled or resorting to cheap plot twists"
by J-Lime August 5, 2016
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Delusional Aficionado Syndrome

Not a real disease able to be diagnosed, DAS (Delusional Aficionado Syndrome) is a sophisticated medical slang term used to describe the state of mind of wanting to only speak well about something or someone a person is suddenly or has been obsessed with for a long time.

For example, in the case of a musician, the aficionado might hear one song he becomes entirely enamored with it and slips into a state of thinking that this artist is the best to have ever existed. The aficionado will then deal with this state of new found love by purchasing all the albums by the artist and recommending them to everyone he knows. In its highest severity, the afflicted aficionado will constantly talk about the artist and/or song even to the point of trespassing into other people’s conversations in order to spread the word about the music. The aficionado will become enraged (rarely to the point of violence) if he hears someone else say anything negative about his idol. If any negative telecasts enter the television/radio airwaves or the internet concerning the musician (especially his death), the aficionado will enter a massive state of denial.

The aficionado may or may not be aware of his DAS. It depends on the severity of the delusional behavior.

References:
"This Bloke, Right Here." (A pseudonym for the person who first coined the term while giving a review of the Exodus album by Utada Hikaru on the first of February in 2010.)
This Bloke, Right Here: "I do not have Delusional Aficionado Syndrome. This album truly deserves five stars out of five!"
by IareWHITE February 1, 2010
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Delusional Dave

Delusional Dave: A person that does not take hints of dislike, but in turn takes them as flirtatious motives.

Started by several redditors.
Amy: Frank was being such a delusional Dave today. I told him I wasn't interested, he thought I was playing hard to get and walked me to my car.

Julie: Oh my god, I told frank to lay off, he pulled a delusional Dave and said "She just wants me to prove my love"
by John Malkavich June 14, 2011
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duhlusional

Even though she has no time to take care of her own kids she is duhlusional enough to call herself a good mother.
by etabta June 13, 2011
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Delusional

An individual who is given evidence or proof of an event or some doing. And still refusing to believe.
Gary is Delusional. He thinks what he thinks is right, yet he still lies, steals and cheats.
by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015
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Delusionality

Delusional + Reality = Delusionality

When someone goes as far as confusing their own personal delusions with reality.

plural form: Delusionalities
When she told me that she swore she seen a glowing-pink horse with giant wings flying around town, I knew she was a victim of her own delusionality.
by Buck,, Neeley July 13, 2012
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delusional

delusional is when my friends hollering “ my man” about somebodies who is rlly not they man or saying “ he love meee” when they know that’s a damn lie , but imma stick beside my girls while they try to “ my man my man my man” they way back into they man life .
friend- i miss my man

me- what man , girl you delusional as hell .
by therealestthings June 19, 2023
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