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When you rub your mixed (preferably nigerian and hungarian) cock (also preferably smothered in smegma) against a cheese grater with reckless abandon, then take the shavings of dick cheese^2 and make an authentic queso sauce and invite all of your latin american friends over for Taco Tuesday and serve your authentic dick queso sauce to all attendees. Then, while the queso is still in their mouth, throatfuck them until ejaculation and shoot the dick cheese queso cum on their faces and lick it back up
'I went to this dude's taco tuesday thinking i'd have some delicious food but instead I just got a dirty amar (the cheese grater)'
by chezCHEZwoah October 13, 2025
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Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's are frequently found along major highway routes such as Route 66, US 20, and I-90. There are similar to a succubus but instead of sexual desire they lure you in with cheaply made grilled cheese sandwich's. There are not a lot of findings as to their motivation. Major philosophers have pondered their intent for centuries. Their origins trace back to ancient Greece where they would troll the streets and woods. Plato once philosophized that "the Grilled Cheese Winch of the woods only logical purpose is to disrespect Zeus's lone weakness; his inability to process dairy". Modern day DTSGSW's have been linked poor productive in truck drivers drive times and their waist lines. The second coming of the DTSGSW's have led to a 634% increase in elastic banded pant sales at gas stations across the country. They have almost sorority like gatherings where it is rumored they discuss tactics, wardrobe, and types of cheese. Recently Sargento Cheese Experts released a statement saying "they are concerned that cheese prices may be on the rise due to the growing demand being created by the mysterious truck stop woman". Lucky for the public, the DTSGCW have started to brand themselves with large tattoos. If you ever see DTSGCW lettering on someone, please proceed with caution and realize the risks involved with these women. Famous DTSGCW who have now moved on to other careers include Monica Lewinsky, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Amanda Bynes.
Timmy, keep an eye out for those Dirty Truck Stop Grilled Cheese Winch's at the next gas station.
by Butchy December 24, 2014
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cheese on a dirty

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the act of ejaculating on an asshole; semen on an asshole
When I pulled out a lttle late, I winded up giving her a cheese on a dirty.
by The Benjanator December 19, 2009
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dirty cheesecurd

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The act of shitting in a female's mouth, then getting head from the woman as she keeps the shit in her mouth. When cumming, the jizz gets mixed in with your own shit.
Trichelle got the dirty cheesecurd by Jack
by YRFAICLAWL April 16, 2010
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the look of a penis after having sex with a girl with a yeast infection
it was Valentines Day, so I knew I had to, but I really didn't care for the Dirty Cheesehead afterwards
by PackersWinSuperbowl February 27, 2011
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The Wisconsin dirty Cheesecurd is a way to make love. You put pre-prepared cheese curds into the vagina of a woman or the asshole of a man. You then insert a funnel into the vagina. You then pour deep frying oil into the vagina. It is a well known cause of scalding, death, and upset ladies.
I love the Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd it revitalized my marriage and my girl is so happy.
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