A sub-par, a mediocre soccer player from Bulgaria. Skills include scoring pre-made goals, a knack for scoring from an offside position, and just picking up loose balls in the box to score for his club Manchester United. Days as a starter are counted, due to the signing of new star Javier "El Chicharito" Hernandez at Old Trafford. A mystery in English football is why MANUTD signed such a bum like Berbatov
fan 1: "Did you see Man U's game yesterday?, they tied 0-0".
fan 2: "With a bum like Dimitar Berbatov up front, how do you expect us to score?, its ok, don't fret, because Chicharito Hernandez will be here soon to tear this place up"
fan 2: "With a bum like Dimitar Berbatov up front, how do you expect us to score?, its ok, don't fret, because Chicharito Hernandez will be here soon to tear this place up"
by A. Garcia August 13, 2010
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He enjoys movies and likes siding with the morally ambiguous or just "evil" characters.
During the course of his life he has had many names. Such as Mitko which soke of his friends use, "The Wardrobe" a nickname given to him because of his big and strong body, "Milko" is what women call him because he is like chocky milk and last but not least "That dude everyone knows but no one likes".
You should be grateful to have heard of his glorious name.
"Did you hear about that guy with an awful sense of humour? I think his name starts with a D"
"Are you talking about Dimitar S. Ivanov?"
"Yes"
"Are you talking about Dimitar S. Ivanov?"
"Yes"
by Maz Chigurh November 21, 2021
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