dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005

dickfinger

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.

Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"
Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"

by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

dickfingers

The ability to be a complete PSYCHO derived from having stubby fat lil piggies...

He is so evil... i bet he has dickfingers!

by Jean S, January 16, 2008

Dicklinger

When a guy is into a girl and hangs around or stalls to spend more time with them. Continuing a conversation that has clearly ended or starting up a new one after saying goodbye.

This guy was dicklingering around the the receptionist all morning.

by Tim Ziro August 25, 2023

Snotty Dickfinger

It’s when you sneeze in your hand then have a wank

John John sneezed in his hand then tore one off with his snotty dickfinger

by Casey317 May 13, 2025