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shit detective

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Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.
Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!
by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022
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deceptive stoner

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A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.
Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look
by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016
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When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.
by Soccerswag1020 March 17, 2017
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The use of deductive reasoning in bad faith—presenting logically valid arguments with false premises as if they were proven, or demanding deductive certainty in domains where it's impossible. Deductive Sophism exploits the power of valid form to conceal false content: the argument is valid, therefore it must be true. Or it demands that all reasoning be deductive, dismissing induction, abduction, and inference to the best explanation as inferior. It's sophistry with syllogisms: using logic's form to hide content's failure.
"All politicians are corrupt; she's a politician; therefore she's corrupt. Valid form, false premise. Deductive Sophism: using logic's validity to hide the premise's falsity. The argument looked good, which was the point. Form over substance, validity over truth."
by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026
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