telephobia

when someone has the fear of talking on the phone.

i would call you but, i have telephobia.

by &Megan; March 17, 2006

Elephobia

The exagerated fear and dread of being unexpectedly trampled by a herd of wild African elephants.

I went to Kenya worried about Hyenas and crocodiles, but left with "Elephobia" after a herd wandered into my camp site and overturned a bus

by Lonely Roamer August 2, 2010

telephobia

The fear of things that are far away.

Alpha Centauri freaks me out man!!!

That is because you have telephobia. Also you are on drugs.

by iddles December 16, 2012

dezophobia

Jerry's fear of committing to a desert trip!

dezophobia is waiting until Thursday night to decide if he is going on Friday!

by gweezzer666 April 23, 2011

Deletophobia

The fear of deleting a file, program or application you may have some use for in the future. Fear mainly affects people working in I.T or any job where there is a high turnover of files. Usually irrational as a back up is present but goddamn me to hell if I will happily click that delete button without a flicker of panic.

"I really wish I could use my flash drive buts its full"
"Why dont you just delete that empty folder called "Useless Stuff"?"
"You dont understand, Marc, its not that simple you idiot"
"Wow Johnny, sounds like you have Deletophobia"

by BigOlPizzaMan August 21, 2016

Duephobia

“this definition isnt from the heart its mostly forced not real”
Likes to get cu- gravy in hair via alexa, screems in german, will trade ass for dick

Secretly loves jerry <3

Duepur: i have Duephobia

Me: what?

Duepur: im asking if you wanna trade nudes while i scream at alexa covered in gravy

by Red froggo December 10, 2019

dogephobia

When someone is afraid the Crypto they are holding will be less worth than Dogecoin

- Hey Jack! did you see Dogecoin was peaking again, it might make it to a dollar. That´s bullshit, it´s a joke coin
- Relax , dont get hysterical, it sounds like you got Dogephobia

by Metaphork March 8, 2021