Texan Deadlift

Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.

I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.

by SIGMA ENIGMA October 7, 2024

whats your deadlift

what pussies say when they can't win an argument, ends in them bullying you. ALWAYS ASK WHATS THEIR PHYSIQUE!!! THIS IS THEIR WEAKPOINT!! (sometimes)

ChadNigga69: stfu pussy you probably eat the cum out of your mom you inbred shitwad
faggotassretard8350835: ok pusi whats your deadlift @ den pusi i will kik yr ass in a fite!!
ChadNigga69: 250, why?
faggotassretard8350835: LOL!! my grandma can lift that!! my penis can lift that!!
ChadNigga69: ok post your physique then, pussy.
this bitch left!! pussy!!!: faggotassretard8350835

by GrandmaFingering November 16, 2021

deadlit

when your so lit, you're practically dead

You deadlit bro?

by deadlyeffect January 20, 2020

Deadlifer

Deadlifer are the chances someone without an education, job or is a product of a bad enviornment usually resorts to Gang bangin,selling drugs or other extreme crimes.

Balls has no choice but to take chances that will probably get in life behind bars or killed since he has a felony and can't land a job. Most likely his son will end up a Deadlifer as well.

by D Worx October 11, 2011

565 Deadlifter

On April 24th it is mandatory that if you have a friend that can deadlift 565 you have to gang r@pe him with your friends.

Guy 1: Hey man it’s April 24th national 565 deadlifter day do you know what that means?
Guy 2: I have no clue
Guy 1: we have to gang r@pe anybody we know who deadlifts 565.
Guy 2: let’s go then!

by Theextremelygoofyguy April 8, 2023