The Daniel Tosh

to have sex with a person (typically a man), and you have a small penis

Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?

Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?

Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.

Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.

Bob: Me too!!

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

The Daniel Tosh Specialty

A sexual act in which Daniel Tosh visits your home along with Frankie Muniz and proceeds to stuff pre-chewed skoal into your grandfather's asshole, chop his own urethra off and then suck the skoal out of your grandfather's asshole with it. All while Frankie Muniz sits there jacking off.

Mom: "Hey Son can you come down for dinner?!"

Son: "Not right now Mom! Daniel Tosh is in here giving me the Daniel Tosh Specialty because he has nothing better to do besides making shitty jokes on TV!"

Mom: "Okay, I'll just store your food in my hairy cooch!"

by Mike Hunt Cunt Bag June 19, 2010

Danieltopshelf

What you get when you combine alcoholism with a complete lack of respect for ones own self. It's ok though, he's got some midsy heady horn rigs that he swears are worth thousands of dollars.

Danieltopshelf made a name for himself in i502 when he began trolling business pages. Over the past couple of years, he's harassed the ownership of multiple brands ---- essentially blacklisting himself from the industry.

Danieltopshelf? You mean that drunk kid who talks crap to everyone? It's safe to say we'll never see Daniel at Hypehouse again.

Danieltopshelf / Daniel really underestimated how small the i502 industry is. We won't be seeing him at any secret seshes anytime soon.

by TheresAHotlineForYouToCall March 3, 2022