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Crohns

One of the Most annoying medical conditions, you'll be in the bathroom a majority of the day and you can't cure it. But you can make it better with medicine and by not eating at all (because nearly all foods will trigger it)
I have crohns and I'm literally on the toilet writing this definition as we speak
by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023
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crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.
Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today
by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
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Crohn’s goblins

The little goblins running through terrorizing your colon when you have the shits.
Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again, the crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today.
by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
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