Corndogging

(v) The act of having simulated sex with a woman who is hesitant to engage in intercourse. The woman holds her hand in front of her vagina and the man has sex with her hand. Can also be used to simulate anal sex if a tighter grip is used. Reportedly can be very satisfying.

Not Roger: I enjoy corndogging.
David: That's really weird man.
Self Michael: Gross!

by RooMeD September 5, 2011

corndogging

the art of ramming a cocaine filled straw into someones asshole and blowing the coke in their ass as hard as possible

the other day i corndogged Sean while he was sleeping

by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005

corndogging

the act of using your kneecap to prod someone right in the asshole

Hey, I just got back from corndogging the asshat that plays the flute.

by Dr. Patient March 2, 2018

Corndogger

The word corndogger is a word that I coined in about 2002 in a Yahoo group called Martina Axen's Disciples where the founder was samefagging and acting like he was going to rape me in the ass with everything from elbows deep to a knife. He also hacked my Yahoo and MSN hotmail addresses and puppetted me all around the internet, even once posting to me with a fake profile claiming to be Martina herself, though the real one did have her own ID. This corndogger's name was Arseecy and he had about 10 Arseecy profiles. He had a mullet and an orange tie dyed muscle shirt that made him look like Little Archeeser's Butt-Pizza which is a pizza containing nothing but used cigarette butts. Some of which have his mustache hair and lipstick still attached. He also threatened to send gay porn to my neighbors in my name so I went to the FBI. Apparently agent one and agent two are here trying to coin my word now that they've also been treating me like a "targeted individual" for apparently trying to make a couple of quality musicians laugh and maybe they did and that's why agents one and two are sending children up to me at my dad's gigs to call me a corndogger. A corndogger is someone who gives it or takes it up the ass, but they probably ain't talkin pedophilia because those sick fucks are in a class of their own just like agents one and two here. Thank you for calling and have a blessed day.

"Agents one and two are a couple of corndoggers just like Arseecy. God rest his mullet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 6, 2023

corndogging

when a large group of people turn to a person and yell: corndog! (also acceptable over text or social networking)

lets go corndogging on some girls, they won't know what him them!

by corndog offical August 2, 2011

horndoggin

Acting like a horndog

Being really fucking horny, but being euphemistic as to not alienate the female you are are speaking with

Whats up?

Not much, ya know, just horndoggin around

Whats that?

Come over and find out...

by Big Black Cock Up My Ass December 21, 2009

corndogged

To use a corn dog as a dildo then eat it

My boyfriend totally corndogged me last night

by corndogg boy April 3, 2010