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Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.
John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit
by Stauder October 19, 2008
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cook up some rice

Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.
Just scored some fresh hippie lettuce so let's go cook up some rice.
by Mary Jane's My Girlfriend July 31, 2010
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Cooking up some pussy

When you are on call of duty multiplayer and you are dominating your opponents
Ryan’s on a 8 kill streak, he’s cooking up some pussy.
by Lemonpapimuffin June 25, 2021
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Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails
This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar
by thebigyeti March 14, 2021
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Cook yo ass up

"cook your ass up" is a phrase used by locals of the eastern coast of the United States which translates to a very lengthy, "to belittle, Insult, make fun of, ect. A specific individual to the point of submission from which they can not return or rebuttal from such devastating persecutions, although the statements made are from a joking stand point and should not be taken wholeheartedly"
Boy... I'm bout to cook yo ass up.
by ChaBoiP September 3, 2019
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Cook up a few Pies

To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.
‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’

‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure

Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’
by Black-Scholes Shoes February 20, 2022
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Have sex with this girl before she loses interest
Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.
by George567590 January 7, 2025
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