coprolite

A more scientifically sound way of saying that someone is talking out of date bullshit

He's talking a loads of coprolite

by 2310 April 1, 2004

Nonprofit

An organization that uses surplus funds to achieve its goals, rather than to pay dividends to shareholders. Designated under US Internal Revenue Code 501(c).

Bones: Excuse me, your gang can't fund the lobby for legalizing crystal meth.

T-Jam: On the contrary, Bones, we classify as a 501(c) nonprofit advocacy organization. We can fund whatever we wish provided we don't kick out dividends to investors.

Bones: Word to your mother. Lets go cut someone.

by Old Ebbit December 28, 2011

coprolites

Old crap that was farted out 61 million years ago but smells worse than it did back then.

Scientist 1: Okay, I'm gonna cut up this coprolite and check out this animals diet.
Scientist 2: Whoooweee! That smells like your grandma's cunt!

by Erin Wakey Balowey December 4, 2003

nonprofit

anything but college board

"college board is nonprofit"

by ur child 2.0 July 21, 2021

Nonprofiteer

Career employee at non governmental charitable organizations. Started out in the Peace Corp or Teach for America. Intelligent yet devoid of humor, warmth or taste. Often a white person who wears glasses and shops for brewers yeast and other sustenance at a coop. Frequently resides in a major Mid-Atlantic city.

D.C. has female nonprofiteers and male maga lobbyists on tinder. Very little sex is happening.

by Pointlesslywordyredditmoron May 19, 2022

Coprolite

Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi is a fossilized piece of shit. Therefore she is the very definition of coprolite.

by ULTRAMAGA September 2, 2022

Big Box Nonprofit

A Big Box Nonprofit is any large nonprofit organization whose employment practices are indistinguishable from Big Box For-profits.

A Big Box Nonprofit will call discrimination "unintentional workplace bias".

by @bigboxnonprofit April 16, 2018