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pussy comitatus

Seamus: Sorry, can't make poker tonight, my wife wants a clit-rub.
---Randy: Pussy comitatus, dude.
Seamus: ... What?
by Randiee April 6, 2010
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itty bitty titty comitty

a girl who's boobs are so small that she should be part of a commitee for small titty's know as the itty bitty titty comitty.
MIKE:damn man felicia's tits arent somthing that i would want. I want a girl with big breasts on her chest not flat lookin like sombody stepped on her chest.

CRIS: yah dude she should be part of the itty bitty titty comitty.
by Cmack56 August 31, 2008
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Golden Codity

the quality of a women who can play COD and make sandwiches
Caroline is so awesome.. she has the golden codity!
Im breaking up with you, you dont have the golden codity.
by Cwalker and GByrd March 7, 2011
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comited relationship

a relationship were all you are conserned about is each other.
when your girl friend flurts with another guy when your not around.
by Jarrod Purvis May 10, 2005
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comit

a mixture of coffee, vomit, and snot. It exits your throat and nostrils at insanely high speeds. Once you start, you will continue to comit until your stomach is empty.
So, this one time, woody, matt, and i were triple teaming this chick, then we went to waffle house, drank around 18 cups of coffee each, and proceeded to comit for the next 3 hours.
by comptonassbrock January 15, 2005
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Comfty

My new tuggie is comfty. It really holds my one testicle well.
by Billy1289 September 17, 2018
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comitted

Comitting is when you have a coughing fit so violent you involuntarily vomit.
Dude, I was driving to work and I comitted in my lap.
by TheBeagleRoger November 3, 2013
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