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Cockbag

Tristan: What is a cockbag?
Hudson: A bag of cocks, a leather bag.
by Rufus Gandolff March 30, 2008
mugGet the Cockbagmug.

Cockbag

A condom; A prophylactic rolled down the shaft of a cock to prevent a nut from escaping or a bug from infecting.
"My Girlfriend sara refuses to let me fuck her if I'm not wearing a cockbag.
by Jschlandt February 29, 2008
mugGet the Cockbagmug.

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.
by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008
mugGet the delusional cockbagmug.

Cockbag McDicknuts

Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".

For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.

Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
Cockbag McDicknuts was complaining about something asinine again. What a douche face!
by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008
mugGet the Cockbag McDicknutsmug.

Cockbag fuck nugget

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.
Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.
by Royals8 February 26, 2019
mugGet the Cockbag fuck nuggetmug.

Cockbag

Cockbag (noun or verb) A Cockbag is (one word)is a person, man or woman whose behavior is so abhorrent, just calling them a "bitch" or a "dink" isn't going to cut it. Reserved for the douchiest douche, the cuntiest of cunts. This goes above and beyond a typical insult.
"That cockbag just cost me 20 fucking minutes by pulling a U-turn in 5 o'clock traffic"
by freniferisland May 7, 2018
mugGet the Cockbagmug.

Cockbag

That Bigsauce_ is a real Cockbag
by SkrrrtPanda June 12, 2018
mugGet the Cockbagmug.

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