A bag of cocks, a leather bag
by Rufus Gandolff March 30, 2008
Get the Cockbagmug. A condom; A prophylactic rolled down the shaft of a cock to prevent a nut from escaping or a bug from infecting.
by Jschlandt February 29, 2008
Get the Cockbagmug. A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008
Get the delusional cockbagmug. Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".
For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.
Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.
Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008
Get the Cockbag McDicknutsmug. When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.
by Royals8 February 26, 2019
Get the Cockbag fuck nuggetmug. That Bigsauce_ is a real Cockbag
by SkrrrtPanda June 12, 2018
Get the Cockbagmug. Cockbag (noun or verb) A Cockbag is (one word)is a person, man or woman whose behavior is so abhorrent, just calling them a "bitch" or a "dink" isn't going to cut it. Reserved for the douchiest douche, the cuntiest of cunts. This goes above and beyond a typical insult.
by freniferisland May 7, 2018
Get the Cockbagmug.