by Rufus Gandolff March 31, 2008
A condom; A prophylactic rolled down the shaft of a cock to prevent a nut from escaping or a bug from infecting.
by Jschlandt February 28, 2008
A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
by NumbaOneSon November 27, 2008
Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".
For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.
Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.
Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
by omfgsnakes November 20, 2006
When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.
by Royals8 February 27, 2019
That Bigsauce_ is a real Cockbag
by SkrrrtPanda June 03, 2018