Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.
Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
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(n.) Another name for the kitchen salad tongs that make a “clip clop” sound
Serving utensils that are typically joined together to form a left and right gripping mechanism to allow salad greens to be easily grasped, removed from a salad bowl and placed on a plate.
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Get the clippy dippy mug.A faction of kids on YouTube who believe that changing their profile pictures to Clippy from Microsoft Office Assistant will somehow convince the YT staff to get rid of the site's new AI age verification feature.
What the Clippy Army fails to understand is that YT is simply adapting to the Online Safety Acts being proposed or passed in several countries, and if they want this (universally despised) feature to be removed, they'll have to speak to governments, not to YouTube.
But that's the thing. Most of these guys are too young to vote anyway.
What the Clippy Army fails to understand is that YT is simply adapting to the Online Safety Acts being proposed or passed in several countries, and if they want this (universally despised) feature to be removed, they'll have to speak to governments, not to YouTube.
But that's the thing. Most of these guys are too young to vote anyway.
The rallying cry of the Clippy Army is that as much as Clippy was despised, he "only wanted to help, and he never stole your data." Yeah, tell that to a giant corporation and they'll just laugh at you. A government would laugh even more.
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"Oh Techno Clippy! Is that a clip I see?" I ask with a grin.
"Same with your golden streak." She winked.
"Same with your golden streak." She winked.
by supersmartygamergirl February 12, 2019
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"I just failed my math test, and my girlfriend broke up with me, and I'm grounded!"
"Oh clippy clip."
"Oh clippy clip."
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