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chanology

A chanologist studies chanology.
by Moose305 March 10, 2016
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chaosology

a belief in deep thoughts or ideas that could be true but that may be beyond the ken of others.
I am a firm believer in chaosology; I think of those things that may be amazing if fully materialized but that mean nothing to others. Thinking about a machine that can cure diseases by restoring diseased parts to normality without medication or surgery is a case in point.
by uttam maharjan October 28, 2010
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Cohanology

The ancient studies and science of the Levitical Priesthood. It stems from the Paleo Hebrew word “Cohan” which means priest, and it’s suffix, “ology” means “the study of”. This term was coined by the researcher and YouTuber, Chief Moreh.
Crystals and Numerology are my favorite parts of Cohanology.
by Daniel Buffington February 18, 2022
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Chomology

(noun)
The existential and overall useless

self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.

A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.
Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?

Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.

Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.

Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.

Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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