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Netflix and Chill

Netflix and Chill is in the month of December and you invite a girl over to your house to watch movies on Netflix. Afterwards y’all get down to business.
Bob:Hey Susan want to come over an watch Netflix?

Susan: Sure
*Watches Netflix*
*20 minutes later*
*Cheeks clapping*
(Netflix and Chill)

Actual Netflix and Chill

Netflix and relaxing before idiots changed it. Just relaxing while watching Netflix. Seriously, if Netflix and Chill meant Netflix an sex then why didn't they just call it that?
What were you doing last night?
Oh, just Actual Netflix and chill.
Like Netflix... and chill or just Netflix and Chill?
Just Netflix and Chill.

Netflix and chill

"aye you wanna Netflix and chill?"
"no I'm only 14"
Netflix and chill by drswagger453 September 5, 2015

Auto-erotic Netflix and chill 

When your Tinder date doesn't show up, and you take matters into your own hands.
When Zack realized that she wasn't showing up, he resigned himself to a bit of auto-erotic Netflix and chill.

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married netflix and chill

Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill
Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."

watch netflix and chill 

Claus: wanna watch Netflix and chill?
Mrs. Claus: sure, I'll have sex with you.
watch netflix and chill by Gothicvt November 17, 2015