Celebrocaust

An annual event where Hollywood’s worst talent/human beings are voted into a hunger games style death trap. Captured and maimed, these ‘genetic abnormalities’ stand no chance of survival, and are virtually guaranteed to fail the final feat, Nicolas Cage’s hugely disproportionate volcanic anus, thus ending their lives.

I vote to toss Elizabeth Moss into the fiery frost of the 12 Annual Celebrocaust!

by Marcel Pickel June 16, 2018

celebroops

Bloopers of the established rich and famous people is called celebroops. Note the difference from celeboops. Celeboops are bloopers from a marginal celeb.

Some say that the r in celebroops gives it the extra gravitas. Some say the r stands for riches.

"Todays celeboops are tomorrows celebroops." - Anon

by Underdoggie March 10, 2008

Celeron Square

Pot holes, paper thin walls, and a staff dedicated to making living conditions miserable.

Celeron Square is a carnival.

by ThirstyCat March 8, 2011

Celebroshake

A pre-composed, interactive handshake between friends reserved for special, accomplished moments that require a grand display of achievement. A celebroshake can include, but is not limited to handshakes, stunts, and dances.

Friend One: "Dude! You just sunk the last cup in our championship beer pong match!"

Friend Two: "Dude! I Know!"

Friend One: "Dude!"

Friend Two: "Dude!"

Both: "WHOAAAAAAAA!!!" (cue celebroshake)

by Millennial Falcon May 15, 2014

Celerio

A very screechy person, but can be a very chill person. Maybe

Stfu Celerio

by bigpizza955 January 12, 2021

Celebrophiliac

Someone who is obsessed with sleeping with a dead celebrity, or who already has slept with a dead celebrity.

James is such a celebrophiliac, I heard he called that funeral home in Florida and offered the guy on the phone $350,000 to sleep with Anna-Nicole when she died.

by Rufus A. Jones October 8, 2008

Celebrotion

The act of human males congregating in pairs or groups, no woman allowed! This event should have some some pre-meet excitement as to justify it greatness. This can be a defined event such as a stag party, or to watch a "B" movie, knowing full well that the lady"s would never in a million years torture themselves with a night of Bruce Campbell. All Sports nights are full-on Celebrotion's.

... ring ring... Hey broskey!! Whats shaking I haven't seen you in forever, you busy Friday? ....No mate I totally free.... Sweet! I got the new Zombie Chefs Raw Food Challenge, season 6 and an 80' L.E.D. T.V in the Man Cave Its gonna be a Celebrotion!

by Celebrotion November 17, 2011