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cavetown 

cavetown by tordog2018 September 7, 2020

Cavetown 

Trash music that uglyass fatherless motherfuckers listen to.
Dear Evan Hansen Fan: Hahahahha I’m garbage and my taste in music sucks!

Thing 1’s mistress: At least you don’t like cavetown
Cavetown by Whyd_!tch3.3 June 22, 2022

cavetown couple 

When a pair of lovers’ personalities can both be summed up by a Cavetown song.
Friend 1: “Omg, hey Rain!”

Friend 2: “Why do you call her ‘Rain’?”

Friend 1: “Oh, she’s part of the Cavetown Couple, and Rain describes her depressed personality.”

Friend 2: “What would I be?”

Friend 1: “You wouldn’t be anything. You’re too sad to be part of a couple.”

Do you listen to cavetown? 

When you wanna ask if someone is trans but in kind of a sneaky way
Hey do you listen to cavetown?
-yeah i do thanks for asking

What are your pronouns
-he/him

I Listen to Cavetown 

A way of telling somebody that you are FTM transgender or transmasc. It’s like if you ask someone if they listen to girl in red (asking if they are attracted to women)
A: Hey what’s up
B: Hi

A: Uh do you listen to girl in red?
B: Oh no no- I Listen to Cavetown

A: Ohhhh ok
I Listen to Cavetown by Rocki_Road October 15, 2022

Cavetowned 

Getting cancelled for saying something offensive to a group that you secretly belong to, forcing you to tell people your identity to avoid backlash.
Person 1: Did you hear? John got in trouble for saying the f slur…
Person 2: Didn’t he have to come out as gay after that? Getting cavetowned must suck.
Cavetowned by ajshdhejw October 14, 2021