Sharpest butter knife

Someone who is known for being bumb but suddenly said something wise.

"Hey, I figured out and sorted the situation on my own. "
"You're probably the 'sharpest butter knife' I've ever seen."

by Vanilla guy October 10, 2022

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

Butter knife bitch

Someone who makes it out of the hood in pursuit of culinary aspirations. Usually an individual not respected by the people they moved on from.

"Nah, he just a butter knife bitch, man. Fuck Em'."

by Bobby Womax January 6, 2023

peanut butter knife

Used to spread peanut butter onto toast , not the butter knife for uncultured swine out there ...... strictly for the cultured world and used strictly for peanut butter !

Jordan used a peanut butter knife to spread the heavenly smooth peanut butter onto his toast , because he was a well cultured individual !

by chuckiepoo July 26, 2016

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Saskatchewan Butter Knife

An orgy of 5 or more men, all fucking in a circle, each with a dick up there ass and them putting their dick up the next person's ass, usually done while laying on their right side.

Yo, you wanna join me in the group Saskatchewan Butter Knife

by Schrodinger's Muppetboi November 2, 2025

Butter Knifing

When a man is having gay thoughts about another man.

I had to leave the party because that guy was butter knifing me.

by Bl4ckwat3r June 3, 2022