the new boy band is just as sad as all the abandoned ones from the '90s, but disguised better as an actual band. called "emo" sometimes, also thought of as "pop-punk"-- (there's no such thing as pop punk!!!) Usually characterized by whining voices about lost Love and hipster fuck outfits, the new boy bands might be worst than the first, outright fakes in that they are in denial and won't admit their own sorry commercialism conformity.
by discolemonade July 12, 2004
A group (that plays instrument) of males in their late teens to mid twenties who concentrate on fashion, image, popular culture and attract and audience of around 10-16 year olds (male and female)
Hanson, Good Charlotte, Busted and most so called rock bands whose lyrics and styke defy the opposing macho, adult styles of guenuine rock bands.
Hanson, Good Charlotte, Busted and most so called rock bands whose lyrics and styke defy the opposing macho, adult styles of guenuine rock bands.
by Elvira Mistress of The Dark December 16, 2003
a bunch of sissy boys in a band that play pop music. ie: linkin park. contrary to popular belief the backstreet boys and nysnc are not boy bands. they only sing, therefore they are groups. you must have a few ppl playing instruments in your group to be considered a band.
"wow, look at those pussies singing on mtv. not another boy band, please!"
"theyre not a band you fucking moron."
"theyre not a band you fucking moron."
by amanda September 07, 2003
I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:
-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!
by Bozz Hawg April 07, 2004
guys that pretend to like girls, but are actually gay to help their image. Guys in a band that have sex with each other
boy bands are gay
by ?? July 11, 2003
Noun- When you wear tight pants or pull your pants up so they are snug against your groin, highlighting your package for all the world to see.
Michael wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so we all showed him our boy bands to distract him.
by EDKirk June 07, 2011
A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009