The act of vomitting in the yard at a house party. Originating from a demi-god named Mikey who vomitted on a man named blum's yard after taking a tremendous beating in a game of beerpong
Man I blummed everywhere I hope some dumb sorority girl slips in it while wearing her Uggs. That would be sweet
by Mustafales June 22, 2005
A bloody cum; while discharging, you may be blumming if your cum is mixed with blood, usually involving severe pain from the penis; also known as male period juice
Jerry ruined his bed sheets after spraying blum all over them from shakin' the bacon too many times the night before.
by 56th street house May 19, 2006
by Jackyln March 27, 2005
v. To throw the rules of grammar out the window during an attempt to convey a message (generally written) to another party, creating an unintelligible mess of correctly-spelled (though often incorrectly capitalized) words that nonetheless carry no meaning in their present jumbled form.
(blummed, blumming)
n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")
(blummed, blumming)
n. The act of having blummed ("commiting a blum") or the resulting jumble of words ("look at that blum")
Email from 1: "Someone Stacked Removed Blue Recycling Bin and Trash Bin Please Return"
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?
(2 approaches 1 later)
2: Dude, what does this note mean? You blummed all over the place.
1: Oh, I had my trash bin and recycling bin stacked outside my door and now they're missing. Have you seen them?
by aahhelp June 17, 2009
Noun. a blowing motion given to one person or animal by another person on the neck. Once a Blum is started, it can not be stopped. Before you give someone a blum, you have to say blum blum blum blum to the tune of your favorite song. The best strategy against a blum is to just take it right away, because blums can not be stopped
-BLUM BLUM BLUM BLUM
-Dude no get the fuck away
-Just take it once a blum is started it can't be stopped
-fine bitch
-Blum blum blum
-Dude no get the fuck away
-Just take it once a blum is started it can't be stopped
-fine bitch
-Blum blum blum
by conwad January 27, 2007
"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"
by Mike T 26101 August 01, 2007
by Muskysugabutt October 06, 2017