Sump Bludgeoning

The act of having hard vigorous anal sex with a female.

John: "I'm gonna do some sump bludgeoning tonight."

by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009

Barstow bludgeon

Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)

“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”

by gnbdhdjfiix June 1, 2018

Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Bludgeon

An erection so hard that it hurts

I have a god damn bludgeon

by Zaksheeran98 May 3, 2024

Bludgeon

Bludgeon, the full word for the shortened “blud”

James: “What’s up?”

Dorothy: “Nothing much, bludgeon!”

by Geoffrey McCarthy July 31, 2023