Blerging

The act of pursuing happiness

Person A: "Omg I'm blerging"
Person B: "Yo good for you man"

by the man person March 8, 2024

Blerg

The act of male masturbation where one masturbates so long and hard they have blood in their ejaculate

Fat Behemoth : MOTHER COME QUICKLY!

Mother : Oh no what are you -

Fat Behemoth : I AM BLERGING! I AM BLERGING!

Mother : BEHEMOTH!!!!

by FatBehemoth April 5, 2024