betty crocker fuck muscle 

A very large phallice

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

betty crocker fuck muscle by Starqueesha December 11, 2007

betty crocker shit 

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

betty crocker shit by erudyne March 21, 2016

betty crocker dat hoe 

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.

Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

betty crocker dat hoe by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007

betty crocker mode 

to cake; to be flirting, & be in a state refferred to as "caking" mode, or bettty crocker mode, since in fact she makes cakes

big brother b.j: what the hell veronica?
veronica: what b.j.?!
big borhter b.j: i saw you!
veronica: b.j, saw me what!?
big brother b.j: i saw you ol' light skinned ass over there just a min ago.
veronica: andd? what about it?
big brother b.j: i saw you in betty crocker mode

betty crocker mode by &roni;hollaaa May 4, 2009

betty crocker brownie delight 

A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs

Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!

betty crocker brownie delight by Jake D. Rafter February 2, 2008

Betty-Crocker It 

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

Betty-Crocker It by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

betty crocker supreme

when a girl give you bad sex, for seconds you stick your dick in cake batter and fuck her again hopefully giving her yeast infection.

max: that bitch gave me bad sex so i gave so i gave her the good old fashioned betty crocker supreme.

stephen: nice dude! did she get yeast infection?

max: i don't know i snuck out of her house after she fell asleep.

betty crocker supreme by maxstephen June 17, 2008